"When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes."- Erasmus
I was Erasmus in a former life, I just know it. One time Chris, in a fit of fiscal pique, tried to count the books by my bedside. He stopped, mouth hanging open and arms flapping, when he realized that they weren't just stacked on the nightstand, but beside the bed, beneath the bed, and on the bed. When he recovered his mobility, he went to Home Depot and came home with cute little wall-mounted bookshelves. He nailed them up and started stacking novels, biographies, and a couple of self-help mistakes. Over the years he's added shelves above doors and along walls. Thankfully since I discovered the Kindle, he hasn't had to carpenter much. Once, when we were being vetted by Family and Children's Services in order to take in a set of children for a couple of weeks, the caseworker walked into our den and breathed, "Boooooks!" in an awed voice.
One of our bookshelves- thank heavens Chris didn't have to build this one!
I read EVERYTHING!! I read deep books and books that really don't have any business being called books. I read shampoo bottles in the bathroom and cereal boxes at the kitchen table. Mama read like a fiend, and my brother did too, and when I was about sixteen, my poor father, who is not a reader, tried to outlaw reading at dinner. He'd grown desperately tired of seeing not his beloved family's shining faces at the table, but three books, open and raised to face level, and three forks blindly stabbing around at the evening meal. It didn't last- it can be scary, trying to eat dinner with three sets of cold, narrowed eyes, and three silent, snarling mouths that say nothing, not even, "Pass the salt, please." Poor Daddy caved and ate dinner with whatever we were reading until we left for college.
So, have you seen those lists of "100 Books You Must Read Before Whomever Wrote The List Will Allow You To Be Considered "Well Read""? They all have a few of the same old standard titles, and then they wander off into some literary swamp where moldy and purposely obtuse tomes go to die.
I usually take the bait and click over to the test, just to torture myself. Usually, I manage to have read around 50 of the listed books. I have scored as high as 75, and as low as 27. And I read EVERYTHING!! How is it possible to have read two or three books per week for 45 years and NOT be "Well Read"? Well, I looked up the definition, and decided that those quizzes are full of crap.
"Well Read: 1) A person knowlegable and informed as a result of extensive reading."
-Google Definitions
I read several definitions, and not once did I see any mention of that damnable "Ulysses" as a prerequisite for earning the title.
I decided to create my own list of 100 books, but they are the books I consider to have made me well-read, for different reasons, and I will include some of those reasons. You will notice the marked absence of "Ulysses", though "The Dubliners" is on there somewhere. I think maybe 2 people I know have actually read that damned book through, and only 1 enjoyed it, but he was drunk, so he and Joyce spoke the same language.
So, without further ado, here's my list of 100 Books That Made Me "Well Read"- (in no particular order)
1) "Boy's Life" Robert McCammon
2) "A Prayer For Owen Meany" John Irving
3) "Rebecca" Daphne duMaurier
4) "The Prince of Tides" Pat Conroy
5) "The Little Friend" Donna Tartt
6) "The Color Purple" Alice Walker
7) "A Handmaid's Tale" Margaret Atwood
8) "To Kill A Mockingbird" Miss Harper Lee
9) "A Child's Garden Of Verses" Robert Louis Stevenson
10) "Tom Sawyer" Mark Twain (yes, I know that Huckleberry Finn is the preferred work on these lists, but Tom and Heidi listed below are the books I was reading when I fell in love with the written word. I was seven.)
11) "Heidi" Johanna Spyri
12) "Madame Bovary" Gustave Flaubert
13) "Jaws" Peter Benchley (Changed my LIFE! I was swept into this novel and only came up for air when I was done. I still do not go NEAR salt water!)
14) "The Gravedigger's Daughter" Joyce Carol Oates
15) "The Exorcist" William Peter Blatty (This book came out in 1971. I was eight. I was already reading Mama's books, and she put this one high, high on a shelf, and exhorted me NOT TO READ IT!! I read it. SCARRED. FOR. LIFE.
16) "Wuthering Heights" Emily Bronte
17) "Jane Eyre" Charlotte Bronte
18) "The Shining" Stephen King (The first book to keep we awake all night.)
19) "Salem's Lot" Stephen King (The first book to get me into trouble with a college professor. She said nothing worthy had been written since 1900, and I read aloud Mr. King's description of The Lot in autumn, daring her to find fault. She didn't find fault, but I flunked the class...
20) "Lonesome Dove" Larry McMurtry (A cowboy novel, but a Pulitzer winner. I finished it and without putting it down, turned back to the first page and started again.
21) "Dubliners" James Joyce (These stories seem to have been written after only a couple of beers, and are a BIT more readable than that other, noxious book he's so famous for. :) )
22) "The Complete Stories of Edgar Allen Poe" Edgar Allen Poe
23) "Shakespeare's Sonnets"F William Shakespeare
24) "Julius Caesar" William Shakespeare
25) "Macbeth" William Shakespeare
26) "Keepers of the House" Shirley Ann Grau
27) "Interview With The Vampire" Anne Rice (Beautiful, beautiful book)
28) "Frankenstein" Mary Shelley
29) "East of Eden" John Steinbeck
30) "Of Mice And Men" John Steinbeck
31) "The Great Gatsby" F. Scott Fitzgerald
32) "Mrs Dalloway" Virginia Woolf
33) "The Hours" Michael Cunningham
34) "Girl, Interrupted" Susanna Kaysen
35) "Beowulf" Anonymous (Gosh, how I loved this epic poem!!)
36) "Le Morte d'Arthur" Sir Thomas Malory
37) "A Hunger Artist" Franz Kafka
38) "Metamorphosis" Franz Kafka
39) "The Outsiders" S. E. Hinton (How is this book not on other lists?? I mean, just by virtue of the fact that was written by a sixteen year old girl, it should be required reading. I read it about five times in fifth grade.)
40) "Inferno" Dante Alegheiri
41) "The Dovekeepers" Alice Hoffman
42) "The Odyssey" Homer (didn't care for "The Illiad")
43) "Heartbreak Hotel" Anne Rivers Siddons (Puts "The Help" to shame. Written by someone who was THERE.)
44) "Life Is A Bowl Of Cherries" Erma Bombeck
45) "She's Come Undone" Wally Lamb
46) "Peachtree Road" Anne Rivers Siddons
47) "We Need To Talk About Kevin" Lionel Shriver
48) "1984" George Orwell
49) "Brave New World" Aldous Huxley
50) "Tarzan" Edgar Rice Borroughs
51) "A Christmas Carol" Charles Dickens
52) "Me Talk Pretty One Day" David Sedaris
53) "All Quiet On The Western Front" Erich Maria Remarque
54) "Lord of the Flies" William Golding
55) "Nancy Drew" ( I am including the whole series as one book)
56) "The Hardy Boys" (Again, whole series, one book)
57) "The Mixed Up Files Of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler
58) "Anne Frank" Anne Frank
59) "In Cold Blood" Truman Capote
60) "Water For Elephants" Sara Gruen
61) "House Of Sand and Fog" Andre Dubus III
62) "Schindler's List" Thomas Keneally (Originally published as "Schindler's Ark", but I read it after the movie, so my copy is titled as the movie.)
63) "Giant" Edna Ferber
64) "Christy" Catherine Marshall (Oh come on, you loved "Christy too, admit it!)
65) "Centered Riding" Sally Swift
66) "Old Yeller" Fred Gipson
67) "The Yearling" Marjorie Kennen Rawlings
68) "A Girl Of The Limberlost" Gene Stratton Porter
69) "The Thorn Birds" Colleen McCullough
70) "Crown Of Columbus" Michael Dorris
71) "The Hobbit" J. R. R. Tolkien
72) "The Ladies of Missalonghi" Colleen McCullough
73) "The Shell Seekers" Rosamund Pilcher (Not even my favorite Pilcher, but this book introduced me to a wonderful, wonderful writer.)
74) "The Wind In The Willows" Kenneth Grahame
75) "Watership Down" Richard Adams
76) "Good Old Archibald" Ethelyn M. Parkinson
77) "Pinocchio" Carlo Collodi (Not Mr. Disney's version of events, let me tell you!)
78) "Black Beauty" Anna Sewell
79) "The Black Stallion" Walter Farley
80) "Fairy Tales" Hans Christian Anderson (The Little Match Girl and The Snow Queen are my favorites. They'll make you cry.)
81) "Where The Red Fern Grows" Wilson Rawls
82) "The Count Of Monte Cristo" Alexandre Dumas
83) "The Secret Life Of Bees" Sue Monk Kidd (I used to read her stuff alll the time in Guideposts, the little Christian magazine that came every month. Mama got a free subscription every year from the school system as a perk for being a teacher. It didn't take, but I liked reading the stories. I was so moved by this novel, but found her "The Mermaid Chair" quite a let down.
84) "Little Bee" Chris Cleave
85) "Will The Circle Be Unbroken" Studs Terkel
86) "The Bean Tree" Barbara Kingsolver
87) "The Hangman's Beautiful Daughter" Sharyn McCrumb (I could list her entire Ballad Series here. Lovely work.)
88) "Foxfire" Joyce Carol Oates
89) "Rosemary's Baby" Ira Levin
90) "The Old Man And The Sea" Ernest Hemingway
91) "The Sugar Queen" Sarah Addison Allen
92) "Between, Georgia" Joshilyn Jackson
93) "Walking Across Egypt" Clyde Edgerton
94) "Raney" Clyde Edgerton
95) "Beaches" Iris Rainer Dart
96) "The Thirteenth Tale" Diane Setterfield
97) "And Then There Were None" Agatha Christy
98) "Harry Potter" series J.K. Rawlings
99) "The Mists of Avalon" Marion Zimmer Bradley
100) "The Complete Stories" Flannery O'Connor
Whew! Those list-makers have too much time on their hands!
I would love for you to add books to this list! What books make you "Well Read"?